February 2012
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
“I love you, in my mind where my thoughts reside, in my heart where my emotions...”
– Dee Henderson, The Healer (via larmoyante)
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
Watch
We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in...
marcoayedoewelive:
evan-essence:
...
When you swear around your friends..
thatfunnyblog:
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
yall2:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Watchhollyfromlastnight:
wherethefalloutlies:
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIIIIIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT...
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
slow-riot:
What if when Gwen Stefani dies, she reveals her deepest darkest secret and it’s that she was, in fact, a hollaback girl all along.
